Fasgommit Ponomincen is a god.
She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, temperamental
mongoose.
Fasgommit Ponomincen created energy two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fasgommit Ponomincen, she will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Fasgommit Ponomincen, she will send minions to preach to you.
Fasgommit Ponomincen's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.
Fasgommit Ponomincen's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill dogs.
2. Pray towards the north.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.