Larpjadspaghonjat is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, duplicitous hare.

Larpjadspaghonjat created energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Larpjadspaghonjat, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Larpjadspaghonjat, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Larpjadspaghonjat's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Larpjadspaghonjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed wheat to great tits while wearing mauve stockings.

2. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Larpjadspaghonjat.