Nillsitrowabxuck Tamflyzen Padgemgad is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, humane snake.

Nillsitrowabxuck Tamflyzen Padgemgad created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillsitrowabxuck Tamflyzen Padgemgad, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nillsitrowabxuck Tamflyzen Padgemgad, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Nillsitrowabxuck Tamflyzen Padgemgad's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Nillsitrowabxuck Tamflyzen Padgemgad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Hide if nine badgers approach from the south.
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