Ortnabbud is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, calm mouse.

Ortnabbud created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ortnabbud, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ortnabbud, it will turn you into a plant.

Ortnabbud's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Ortnabbud's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear orange.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ortnabbud.

3. Never paint your neck white.

4. Never go into brown rooms.

5. Respect your elders.