Tenkamsis is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, kind manatee.

Tenkamsis created Europe two million years ago.

If you believe in Tenkamsis, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tenkamsis, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Tenkamsis' most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Tenkamsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Tenkamsis on top of all buildings.

3. Never eat corn.

4. Erect three silver sculptures of Tenkamsis on top of important buildings.

5. Do not chop down trees.