Bossdobfumnel is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, omniscient otter.

Bossdobfumnel created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bossdobfumnel, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bossdobfumnel, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bossdobfumnel's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Bossdobfumnel's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Doves are not to be trusted.

5. Do not commit murder.