Latontteen is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, cheerful centaur.

Latontteen created the universe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Latontteen, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Latontteen, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Latontteen's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Latontteen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.