Kandotgebbonkhapflapdapgun is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tiresome gerbil.

Kandotgebbonkhapflapdapgun created a photon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kandotgebbonkhapflapdapgun, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kandotgebbonkhapflapdapgun, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Kandotgebbonkhapflapdapgun's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Kandotgebbonkhapflapdapgun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Kandotgebbonkhapflapdapgun's name in vain.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never wear mauve scarves.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.