Tammadwab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awe-inspiring troll.

Tammadwab created the world four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tammadwab, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tammadwab, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Tammadwab's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Tammadwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Tammadwab on top of all buildings.

4. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not stand on grass.