Henflag is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, sage snake.

Henflag created Asia twelve years ago.

If you believe in Henflag, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Henflag, he will turn you into a rat.

Henflag's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Henflag's Holy Commandments

1. Pigs are not to be trusted.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Worship no other gods but Henflag.

4. Never go into yellow rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.