Dadlipfar is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, impressive hedgehog.

Dadlipfar created the planet Earth three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadlipfar, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dadlipfar, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Dadlipfar's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Dadlipfar's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large copper sculpture of Dadlipfar on top of all buildings.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

3. You must pray to Dadlipfar six times a day.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

5. Do not make images of living things.