Nullkapsog Cumlanhap is a god.

He takes the form of a small, awe-inspiring manatee.

Nullkapsog Cumlanhap created a strange quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullkapsog Cumlanhap, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nullkapsog Cumlanhap, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Nullkapsog Cumlanhap's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Nullkapsog Cumlanhap's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Nullkapsog Cumlanhap's priests.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always wear gray.

5. Hide if seven birds approach from the south.