Dapraptom is a god.

She takes the form of a large, awe-inspiring weasel.

Dapraptom created an up quark four years ago.

If you believe in Dapraptom, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dapraptom, she will turn you into a sheep.

Dapraptom's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Dapraptom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear fawn clothing.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.