Veengumduss is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, prudent hippopotamus.

Veengumduss created a top quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veengumduss, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Veengumduss, it will turn you into a worm.

Veengumduss' most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Veengumduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

5. Do not hurt gulls.