Fumfebten Tonkkam Manjandid is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, effective seal.

Fumfebten Tonkkam Manjandid created an electron nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumfebten Tonkkam Manjandid, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fumfebten Tonkkam Manjandid, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fumfebten Tonkkam Manjandid's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Fumfebten Tonkkam Manjandid's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.