Cutbogpan Yimlarn is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, selfish centaur.

Cutbogpan Yimlarn created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cutbogpan Yimlarn, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cutbogpan Yimlarn, it will be mildly annoyed.

Cutbogpan Yimlarn's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Cutbogpan Yimlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Run away if seven seals approach from the west.

3. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

4. Never feed lemons to porpoises while wearing magenta shirts.

5. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.