Gun is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awe-inspiring eagle.

Gun created vertebrates eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gun, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gun, she will come to you in dreams.

Gun's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Gun's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Feed all hungry frogs.

3. Always help snails in need.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Always obey Gun's priests.