Komkomnuttsug is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, kind crocodile.

Komkomnuttsug created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Komkomnuttsug, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Komkomnuttsug, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Komkomnuttsug's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Komkomnuttsug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Komkomnuttsug.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Komkomnuttsug.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.