Bugmegrip is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, omniscient narwhal.

Bugmegrip created the Whirlpool Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugmegrip, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bugmegrip, she will laugh at you.

Bugmegrip's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Bugmegrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Never hurt doves.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.