Canfidbun is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, idiotic aardvark.

Canfidbun created energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Canfidbun, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Canfidbun, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Canfidbun's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Canfidbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never paint your legs blue.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. You must pray to Canfidbun five times a day.