Arpcetstip Hapfongabnulged is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, sapient ant.

Arpcetstip Hapfongabnulged created the Sol system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arpcetstip Hapfongabnulged, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Arpcetstip Hapfongabnulged, she will be very sad.

Arpcetstip Hapfongabnulged's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Arpcetstip Hapfongabnulged's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Do not dye your hair violet.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Always look after injured geese.