Fudbestbess is a god.

He takes the form of a small, caring toad.

Fudbestbess created an up quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fudbestbess, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fudbestbess, he will manifest in front of you.

Fudbestbess' most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Fudbestbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt monkeys.

2. Hide from white seals for they are unholy.

3. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fudbestbess.

5. You must love Fudbestbess.