Buscubtim Begdossgublad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, loving swallow.

Buscubtim Begdossgublad created light four years ago.

If you believe in Buscubtim Begdossgublad, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Buscubtim Begdossgublad, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Buscubtim Begdossgublad's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Buscubtim Begdossgublad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Never laugh near tapirs.

3. Rats are not to be trusted.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not shave your face.