Rutquagnarl is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unfair pigeon.

Rutquagnarl created the planet Venus four million years ago.

If you believe in Rutquagnarl, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rutquagnarl, she will destroy your home planet.

Rutquagnarl's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Rutquagnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

5. Never pour water over plants.