Bassmitlim is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, amazing bee.

Bassmitlim created viruses nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bassmitlim, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bassmitlim, he will turn you into a mouse.

Bassmitlim's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Bassmitlim's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near aardvarks.

2. Always obey Bassmitlim's priests.

3. Never wear fawn skirts.

4. Do not hurt tortoises.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.