Lakdubsid is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, duplicitous fairy.

Lakdubsid created water nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Lakdubsid, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lakdubsid, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Lakdubsid's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Lakdubsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Lakdubsid's name in vain.

2. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Lakdubsid on top of important buildings.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never sit near dogs.

5. Run away if seven dolphins approach from the north.