Butvadtadlistkiptargcib is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, cheerful salamander.

Butvadtadlistkiptargcib created everything that exists eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butvadtadlistkiptargcib, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Butvadtadlistkiptargcib, she will have a low opinion of you.

Butvadtadlistkiptargcib's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Butvadtadlistkiptargcib's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Butvadtadlistkiptargcib six times a day.

2. Ducks are not to be trusted.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Butvadtadlistkiptargcib.

4. Never talk about mice.

5. Do not listen to music.