Jindantofton Handubstaf is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, confident warg.

Jindantofton Handubstaf created the planet Earth five million years ago.

If you believe in Jindantofton Handubstaf, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jindantofton Handubstaf, it will be very unhappy.

Jindantofton Handubstaf's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Jindantofton Handubstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about turtles.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Never talk about fire.