Lunnanbop is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, calm salamander.

Lunnanbop created dark energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lunnanbop, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lunnanbop, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Lunnanbop's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Lunnanbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Never feed coconuts to badgers while wearing black scarves.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never wear boots.

5. Lunnanbop loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.