Fasnillcenzod is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, loving swan.

Fasnillcenzod created everything that exists four years ago.

If you believe in Fasnillcenzod, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fasnillcenzod, it will laugh at you.

Fasnillcenzod's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Fasnillcenzod's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never wear magenta shirts.

3. Never paint your hands yellow.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.