Faghitjarn is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awe-inspiring lion.

Faghitjarn created the world eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Faghitjarn, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Faghitjarn, it will strike you with lightening.

Faghitjarn's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Faghitjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Put Faghitjarn first in all things.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Respect your elders.