Buthabhom is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unfair scorpion.

Buthabhom created life seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Buthabhom, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Buthabhom, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Buthabhom's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Buthabhom's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six foxes approach from the east.

2. Always look after injured great tits.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.