Dussdubkim is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, thoughtless lion.

Dussdubkim created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dussdubkim, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dussdubkim, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dussdubkim's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Dussdubkim's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dussdubkim.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never paint your legs white.