Dodabcip is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, egotistical bear.

Dodabcip created carbon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodabcip, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dodabcip, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dodabcip's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Dodabcip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never look at comets.