Buddumdog is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unthinking centaur.

Buddumdog created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Buddumdog, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Buddumdog, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Buddumdog's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Buddumdog's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not dye your hair pink.