Flabtondim is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, emotional frog.

Flabtondim created an atom five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabtondim, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flabtondim, it will ignore you.

Flabtondim's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Flabtondim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

3. You must never eat coconuts.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not drink alcohol.