Babnarraw is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, weak cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Babnarraw created a down quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babnarraw, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Babnarraw, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Babnarraw's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Babnarraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Babnarraw on top of all buildings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. You must never eat pineapples.