Wegsisdim is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, intelligent dove.

Wegsisdim created humanity eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegsisdim, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wegsisdim, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Wegsisdim's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Wegsisdim's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lentils to rats while wearing orange shirts.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always help ants in need.