Satquilldut is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, slow skunk.

Satquilldut created an up quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Satquilldut, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Satquilldut, he will come to you in dreams.

Satquilldut's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Satquilldut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

5. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.