Jathonlid is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, humorless dragon.

Jathonlid created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jathonlid, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jathonlid, she will turn you into a frog.

Jathonlid's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Jathonlid's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not take Jathonlid's name in vain.