Motbatgovdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, loving spider.

Motbatgovdoss created an up quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motbatgovdoss, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Motbatgovdoss, she will be mildly annoyed.

Motbatgovdoss' most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Motbatgovdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never wear boots.

3. Never go into mauve rooms.

4. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always take life seriously.