Pibgidzan is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, humorless hippopotamus.

Pibgidzan created a bottom quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibgidzan, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pibgidzan, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Pibgidzan's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Pibgidzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pibgidzan.

5. Hide from turquoise turtles for they are unholy.