Dussflapkikrig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, impressive whale.

Dussflapkikrig created gold two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dussflapkikrig, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dussflapkikrig, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dussflapkikrig's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Dussflapkikrig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Never talk about rats.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never laugh in holy places.