Rakbonkgon is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, quiet fairy.

Rakbonkgon created tapeworms nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakbonkgon, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rakbonkgon, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Rakbonkgon's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Rakbonkgon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.