Dobgoncibtail is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, intelligent capybara.

Dobgoncibtail created a quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobgoncibtail, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dobgoncibtail, it will not care at all.

Dobgoncibtail's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Dobgoncibtail's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear white.

2. You must never eat cherries.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not dye your hair blue.