Ligkemstip is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, merciless fairy.

Ligkemstip created dark energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Ligkemstip, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ligkemstip, he will jump up and down on your head.

Ligkemstip's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Ligkemstip's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry nematodes.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.