Hasnibdonab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, flying jaguar.

Hasnibdonab created the world three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hasnibdonab, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hasnibdonab, she will send you a sign.

Hasnibdonab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Hasnibdonab's Holy Commandments

1. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Never eat spinach.

5. Do not wear red clothing.