Dogditsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, contented squid.

Dogditsaw created the Andromeda Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dogditsaw, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dogditsaw, it will be very sad.

Dogditsaw's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Dogditsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from blue whales for they are unholy.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Hide if six tapirs approach from the west.