Benkenyok is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, emotional butterfly.

Benkenyok created a down quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Benkenyok, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Benkenyok, she will try to impress you with trees.

Benkenyok's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Benkenyok's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six mice approach from the north.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never mention whales.

4. You must pray to Benkenyok nine times a day.

5. Never eat cherries.