Taglimraw is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, two-faced clam.

Taglimraw created light five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Taglimraw, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Taglimraw, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Taglimraw's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Taglimraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Do not kill doves.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Taglimraw must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not stand on grass.